August 2012
9 tags
lesliekn0pe:
why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
3 tags
olympicvillage:
if i was a girl i would be one of those crazy ones that pokes holes in condoms and shit and starts pregnancy pacts
the-sgtpepper:
how do you survive someone’s perfection because this is gonna be the end of me
July 2012
biologicalresearch:
a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.
7 tags
sometimes my step dad and I walk around the house...
We think its funny, the rest of the family thinks its weird.
4 tags
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
thecomedyreliefcharacter:
rainbowbarnacle:
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I fought the law and the law said some really...
Lets be Penpals!
I bought some stamps today! ANNNND I want a penpal!
International or not! :D
I’ll admit, I am a little off put when a person I know starts liking something after I’ve liked it a long while.
