I highly recommend you follow the person I...
As independent bookstores crash and burn in the United States and Britain, the...– The French Still Flock to Bookstores (via bookshelfporn)
Alexandria is such a weird fucking name.
I keep staring at it. AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER.
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
Im nostaligic for an age from before I was born.
my brother: Wait, boys think youre pretty?
me: hahahahahahahahahaha noooooo. no they do not.
Me: -sweating, sunburnt, COVERED in dirt, wearing a XXXL t shirt and cuffed jeans-
Old Highschool Teacher: -walks by- you look good in a hard hat Alex
Me: WHY DOES NO ONE EVER SEE ME WHEN I LOOK HOT?!
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
watchog: If you’re a straight male and follow me, god bless your tolerance.
Rory has been becoming much more irrational and...
Me: -flirting back and forth with this boy-
Boy: I was thinking of going to get dinner....
Me: Oh ya?
Russo: -interupts- ALEX YOURE GONNA WALK TO THE TRAIN WITH THIS KID SO YOU DONT GO ALONE -shoves random kid at me (not literally)-
Me: .....yeah fine.
Boy: Well I'll see you later!
Boy: -walks away-
Russo: ......I think that kid likes you.
Also, I forgot how much I hate cuddling.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...– Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin (via lifeisabath)
it was just EXCRUCIATINGLY difficult to open a...
I honestly with you all could understand.
If I didnt have a reception dress, and a ceremony...
↖ Feels personally victimized by Paul McCartney
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - sieze the day carpe noctem - sieze the night carpe natibus - sieze the ass
omg I want people's headcanons about me →