Quick civics lesson:
dionthesocialist: Freedom of speech is: the government will never (lol) create a law impugning your right to say whatever you want as long as it doesn’t create an immediate risk of harm for others. Freedom of speech is not: you can say whatever you want and no one is allowed to get offended or call you out for being a jackass.
Anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary...
When my boyfriend gives me pep talks and lets to...
gandalf: hey i just met you.
gandalf: and this is crazy.
gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard.
gandalf: so join me maybe.
Roman is being such a slut today.
I’m feeling like a led zeppelin/ CCR while I homework today. Yep.
Hey can all of you with facebooks vote on this for... →
It’s for my stats class! Thanks!
positivelyindecent: robburgundy: asiansdoingweirdthings: if you’ve never listened to the civil wars I highly recommend you do I’ve heard enough
Reblog if you can undo a bra with one hand.
difference-in-the-shades asked: oh my god. in that photo of Paul his baby is literally on his dick. Who in the fuck. would rest their new born baby. On their naked dick. Why is that a good idea paul. WHY. Bring your new born baby and I will pick up my dick, and rest your newborn baby on that dick. Come anytime, we will not run out of dicks.
I am so tired. and tomorrow is my dads birthday. and all we are going to do is work on the apartment. ughlifewhaticanteven. COME CUDDLE ME.
Finally finished watching all of The Office on...
thewarmthrillofconfusion: Now what? PARKS AND RECREATIONS. WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS. MAAAAAN.
One Direction: you're insecure don't know what for
Me: do you want a list
part-timemessiah: maivanna: Read More You and I have some twisted connection as to how much we’re willing to yolo in life. indeed we do. indeeed weee doooo.
olog-hai: maivanna: Read More Well… I will support any career choice you make. DEAD I AM DEAD.
[[MORE]]get in shape >become pornstar> get car. MY LOGIC HERE IS FLAWLESS PEOPLE.