May 2012
Quick civics lesson:
dionthesocialist: Freedom of speech is: the government will never (lol) create a law impugning your right to say whatever you want as long as it doesn’t create an immediate risk of harm for others. Freedom of speech is not: you can say whatever you want and no one is allowed to get offended or call you out for being a jackass.
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gandalf: hey i just met you.
gandalf: and this is crazy.
gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard.
gandalf: so join me maybe.
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Roman is being such a slut today.
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I’m feeling like a led zeppelin/ CCR while I homework today. Yep.
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It’s for my stats class! Thanks!
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positivelyindecent: robburgundy: asiansdoingweirdthings: if you’ve never listened to the civil wars I highly recommend you do I’ve heard enough
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Reblog if you can undo a bra with one hand.
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difference-in-the-shades asked: oh my god. in that photo of Paul his baby is literally on his dick. Who in the fuck. would rest their new born baby. On their naked dick. Why is that a good idea paul. WHY. Bring your new born baby and I will pick up my dick, and rest your newborn baby on that dick. Come anytime, we will not run out of dicks.
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I am so tired. and tomorrow is my dads birthday. and all we are going to do is work on the apartment. ughlifewhaticanteven. COME CUDDLE ME.
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Finally finished watching all of The Office on...
thewarmthrillofconfusion: Now what? PARKS AND RECREATIONS. WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS. MAAAAAN.
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One Direction: you're insecure don't know what for
Me: do you want a list
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part-timemessiah: maivanna: Read More You and I have some twisted connection as to how much we’re willing to yolo in life.  indeed we do. indeeed weee doooo.
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olog-hai: maivanna: Read More Well… I will support any career choice you make.  DEAD I AM DEAD.
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[[MORE]]get in shape >become pornstar> get car. MY LOGIC HERE IS FLAWLESS PEOPLE.
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