Listen to all the billy joel.
things i was at 7 o clock:
ready for bed things that happened until 1 am: being human.
My neighbors chillin on his roof again.
hes such a bro. @_@
I HATE how much I love being human.
guilty pleasure status right thurr.
My neighbors have the most obnoxiously loud sex.
In the words of a tumblr advice columnist called “Dear Coke Talk “ Q: I am constantly able to hear my neighbors having sex … what should I do?! A: Record them, mix in some fresh beats, and drop a CD off on their doorstep.
My mom yells at my brother for being out at...
When I was his age my curfew was 1.
My mom told me this story last night about how when she was sixteen her boyfriend cheated in her and she then proceeded to punch the girl in the face and leave a black rose on his door step. I fucking love my mom.
ireney-k: Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not -...
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
youok-littlebrother: so maybe i’m just stupid or something, but it took me until, like, this week to really get the full effect of sam’s jump in swan song. the boy was watching his own fists beat his brother to a pulp, knowing that the world may or may not end depending on the strength of his resolve, and he stood for only several seconds trying to come to grips with the fact that he was about...
I can never find my gosh darn phone.
Usually I don't have guilty pleasure music because...
But I think Gavin degraw might be my guilty pleasure.
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Also guise the boy I like called me really pretty and told me he liked me the other day :3 I was pretty pumped about that.
Why are bras for people who are a d so boooooring?
Again. Someone come cuddle with me.
I have kind of a wacky fashion sense.
I wear a lot of wool sweaters, leggings, glitter and boots. My color consists of gray tan and purple I’m so happy they accept how I dress now. My mom buys me wacky fuzzy boots and hugeeeeee sweaters that I can wear as dresses. And she never questions if I want to wear leggings out of the house. And my dad gives my tacky sweaters if they’re to small on him. But are always huge on...