my friends have been acting pretty shitty to each other recently. I include myself in that statement. but, the pettiness is getting pretty emotionally draining.
Me: oh man... do any of us speak french? That might be a problem.
Me: Eh, Im sure we'll get by
Josh: Just get us to chinatown and I can take it from there
Adeline And The Birdcage: Important lessons for... →
adelineandthebirdcage: 1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence. 2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones. 3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and…
The Hush Sound
I am not your concern The world still turn when I’m not around
Hurricane- The Hush Sound sometimes bens taste...
mini eyebrows 0___0 its weird.
What did YOU do today?
fuzzypickles: Because I played laser tag. And kicked the ass of Ben Edwards. Really? I did also! Coincidence? I think not.
Ben: .... And perky nipples
Julia: SERIOUSLY BEN?! Turkeys don't have nipples! They lay eggs you dumb ass!
Me: .... He said perky nipples not turkey nipples.
Now those aussies, they had great mustaches.– Gramps
Maybe I’m a man and maybe I’m a lonely man Who’s in the middle of something That he doesn’t really understand Maybe I’m a man and maybe you’re the only woman Who could ever help me Baby won’t you help me understand
I’m sitting in international relations trying to focus on Africa but instead I’m scratching justins back
I had something really deep I wanted to post. It came to me in international relations. I thought about it all day. I think I thought so much I forgot what it was.
Tim: Excuse me sir, could I inquire about the status of your foreskin, for a free frosty coupon?
Ben: Sweet! I love frosties!
“on a scale of 1 to 10 we’re an 11” bull. maybe on a scale of drunky-sluts, we are.
Chicken fingers. Simple, timeless, tasty and hard to fuck up– Anthony Raneri
Me: I think I'm going to get my eyebrow waxed.
Mom: yeah you need them waxed.
It’s kind of like when you look at yourself in the mirror and you say your name....– Charlie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
license test tomorow. oh.god.
Dont you just hate when you make plans dayyys before and you get blown off. I’m soooo ridiculously done with steve. like. done.