Surnames Master Post.
phoeberpc: Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames. English Surnames Dutch Surnames Spanish Surnames Scottish Surnames German Surnames Italian Surnames Irish Surnames French Surnames Scandinavian Surnames Welsh Surnames Jewish Surnames Surnames By Ethnicity Most Common Surnames in the USA Most Common Surnames in...
you know youre in weird sex territory when you have to tell a boy not to out dress you.
[[MORE]]the problem with having sex with jeff is, im a sub, and he gets into these moods where he wants to be sub. and thats A++ stuff, except i am the worst at being a dom and hes like “act like youre into this” and im like “honestly jeff I dont give a shit what you wear.” and it kinda ruins the mood and blaaaah.
No matter how many times I say it, telling someone to come over and have sex will never get any less awkward
someone come over and watch star wars with me
Isn’t it funny? I’m enjoying my hatred so much more than I ever enjoyed love....– Janet Fitch, White Oleander (via dont-overthinkk-it)
Paul: lizards just walk around wanting to turn everyone into lizards. But they don't got thumbs so it don't work.
Anonymous asked: you know ryan ouellette?! luckyyyyy.
Mani-pedis are what I live for.
Got fifteen steps into putting together a desk before I lost my patience and called my dad so today was an okay day
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
Me at dinner with my friends: guys I think I should turn over a new leaf and not sleep around.
Me literally five seconds later: guys I'm going to nail this kid tomorrow omg I'm excited
its 9:30 on a tuesday, and I just woke up from a nap and am eating chocolate pudding
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
Tell my mom I loved her because I swear these allergies are going to kill me today