I'm Alexandria.
Cambridge, Ma.
These are my mistakes.
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Track: Wild Wild Love featuring G.R.L.
Artist: Pitbull
Album: Wild Wild Love- Single

justinharenchar:

Wild Wild Love | Pitbull featuring G.R.L.

… I fucking hate Pitbull, but he releases songs like this and I just can’t help myself.

Home for the weekend. No heat and my bathroom is broken so I have to use the downstairs. The struggle is not that real.



Track: Pizza Party
Artist: Vampire Weekend

penfucker:

P - I - Z- Z- A - P - AR - T - Y

If you gotta blunt then we can get high

If you wanna come then pick up the phone

Don’t get caught with a whack calzone 

Learning to make apple pie moonshine tomorrow I am pumped

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

zaclittle:

The funniest passage in an article about George W. Bush’s paintings

textsfromtng:

hitchhikingthegalaxy:

Felt inspired to make my own

textsfromtng

hope you like.

Thanks!

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

I was talking to this kid and I said I was going to bed and then like 10 mins later I accidentally sent him a thumbs up thing and this happened and I’m probably reading too much into this but WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHATTTTT